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OWL AIRLINES
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OWL AIRLINES

When Grumps was a little boy he lived in a big old Inn and they had so much room in the old building that there was room for a lot of pets.  This was good but sometimes it got to be a bit too much---what with the cleaning up (poop) and feeding, and exercising them and, in fact, playing with them.

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MONKEY BUSINESS
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MONKEY BUSINESS

When Jack brought Jeff, his new stuffed toy monkey home, he told Julia, “Jeff will be a good playmate for both of us, and I’m sure he will enjoy getting to know and play with our Mulligans.” What Jack and Julia didn’t know was that Jeff, the very cute monkey, had more than play on his mind. He looked at their big beautiful house, their playhouse, their bedrooms, their exercise room, their nice big flat screen TV and began to think about something other than play.  Jeff started thinking about business. MONKEY BUSINESS.

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THE POPPINS DREAM
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THE POPPINS DREAM

One evening after a long day at school for Jack and Julia, just before bedtime, they watched one of their favorite movies---Mary Poppins. When they had watched the movie again and climbed in their beds Jack said, “Momma, I have an idea. Why don’t you and Dada go out to dinner some evening and get us a baby sitter.”

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A HORSE CALLED SPIRIT
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A HORSE CALLED SPIRIT

There is nothing better than beautiful horses to take kids off to dreamland.  And that’s what Julia and Jack’s momma said when she tucked them off to bed with a kiss and a hug. Pretty soon both kids were fast asleep, they’d been playing hard that day and were tired, Jack had been fishing in the lake and Julia and her mom had been playing games and talking about horses----it was time for a good night’s sleep.

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CHICKEN DELIGHTS
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CHICKEN DELIGHTS

There’s something about a tin can full of good fishing worms that can make a boy feel like a million bucks. As a kid, the smell of those big night crawlers sliding around in a rusty old soup can never failed to bring a whistle to Grumps’ lips or to quicken his step all the way to the creek. The summer he was nine, fishing for sunnies and bluegills down at Sam’s Creek was pretty competitive sport for the boys in New Windsor, Maryland, and they didn’t take nearly so much pride in the fish they caught as they did in the bait that brought them in.

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ROBIN HOOD OF TRAMP HOLLOW
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ROBIN HOOD OF TRAMP HOLLOW

Grumps loved holidays.  He loved the 4th of July and the big parades, he loved Halloween and Christmas, but one of his favorite holidays was Thanksgiving. On Thanksgiving morning his grandparents, who lived a long way from his house, came and it was always fun when they arrived. He and his sister EA called them Papa and Nana. It seemed to Grumps that Thanksgiving was always cold and grey; he loved the smell from the kitchen as his Nana baked pumpkin pies, and then later for the grand finale, roasted the big turkey for the Thanksgiving dinner.

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MR. BONES
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MR. BONES

When Grumps was a little boy his Uncle Chub had a nice little meadow just outside New Windsor, Maryland, where Grumps dreamed he’d someday pasture a pony. The setup was perfect. There was a nice old barn, seven acres of pasture, and an understanding uncle, all within walking distance of Grumps’ home.

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HOW THE GRUMPS STOLE CHRISTMAS
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HOW THE GRUMPS STOLE CHRISTMAS

When Grumps was about Jack’s age, his teacher decided that each member of the class would have an opportunity to perform in the school’s annual Christmas Program. They would put on skits, sing songs, read poems, tell stories, all to entertain their parents and grandparents who would be in the audience.

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THE ELVES GO HAWAIIAN
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THE ELVES GO HAWAIIAN

For Santa’s elves this had been a most stressful year. Requests for toys from the virus’s home-bound children were up forty percent. Then on the very day that demands for toys reached a new high, Santa heard unusual music from the toy barn. At first it sounded like Bing Crosby’s Mele Kalikimaka!  He listened and it was!  This was very strange!

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THE ELVES GO ON STRIKE
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THE ELVES GO ON STRIKE

Jack and Julia were playing video games when they happened to hear their father who was on the Internet say, “Hey, Liz, come here a minute!” When Liz walked in and looked at the screen Jack Hunter followed her. “Well this isn’t good,” his mother said as she read a big message on the screen: SANTA’S ELVES STRIKE---CHRISTMAS COULD BE CANCELLED!

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JURASSIC PARK
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JURASSIC PARK

Jack and Julia loved the movie Jurassic Park.  Why?  Because dinosaurs were really cool and as big and strong as they were, they knew that although they had roamed the earth hundreds of years ago that now they were just for movie fun---not real but fun to look at and fun to think about. Then one day they learned that there was a movie being made near their house in Georgia at a movie place near Peachtree City where they used to live.

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GRUMPS GOES FOR A WILD TOADY RIDE
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GRUMPS GOES FOR A WILD TOADY RIDE

When Grumps was a little boy one of his favorite books was The Wind in the Willows.  It was about four funny little animals who lived in far away England in the country and had adventures.  There was Mole, Rat, Badger and Toad.  The thing Grumps loved about the story the most was the Wild Adventures of Mr. Toad. Mr. Toad was what Jack and Julia’s mother would call a HAND FULL! 

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ROBOT KIDS
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ROBOT KIDS

In Georgia, while a young boy named Jack---with his younger sister, Julia---was being home schooled, he came up with a very good idea. After he’d finished his lessons, he told his father that he had a project that he thought would not only be fun, but very helpful to his mom when it came to doing chores around the house.

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